"Hello, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Polly, as the latest episode began. "Today's episode is going to be a little shorter than usual due to our special coverage of the upcoming Race up Zodiac Mountain, the final part of the Year of the Snake competition."
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"One thing that's coming up that's not too happy is the trial of Marcella in Las Vegas. For those who don't know, Marcella thought she could get revenge on an old-friend-turned-popular-girl by using the Animalia virus to turn her into an Elephant Animalian. However, her ex-best-friend infected her back, and the two of them started brawling, wrecking the club they were in. However, a few lawyers decided to blow it out of proportion by accusing it as a would-be "terrorist attack" for political reasons. While the "terrorist" claims turned out to be nothing more than baloney (which is one of the meats Animalians can't eat), the damage was done. However, whether or not she pleads guilty, Animalia's patent-pending four punishment system is still really effective at rehabbing people, so Marcella will be going through the same thing others did."
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"Another thing that's coming up that's a lot happier is Animalia's Spring Festival in March. Usually tied into spring break, this time of rest is often tied to new beginnings. This year, Animalia is going to be hosting the Mister and Miss Fieldworker Pageant once again. The first part is usually tied to the planting season, and the second half is tied to the harvesting season. The last time this was hosted was, apparently, so enjoyable that there are people on the internet petitioning a new competition to begin again. However, that'll have to wait until the snows gone, at least.
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"Now we're going to have to cut this short because the Race up Zodiac Mountain's about to begin, but don't worry. We'll have a full episode next time. Stay tuned for our special coverage of the event. We'll see you there."