The jar read: "Satisfied Satyr". Craig frowned. Not being very smart or well-read, he was baffled at what the term "satyr" was. He looked up on line and he saw exemples of these goat-like creatures.
"Wow!" he whispered, in awe.
Now he understood better. Those little monsters all had enormous dicks! They looked like sex machines! And they seemed to have tremendous fun, what with all the sex and drinking. They enjoyed the good life for sure! But it was the size of their penises that really caught Craig's attention. At least the jar was telling straight out what it was selling! The jock looked at the jar again and looked at the directions. It was simply a bit of salve to apply on his member. There was enough for one good application. Craig scooped it out and spread the ointment upon his penis. It was a bit cold but nothing else. At first, Craig cursed as he thought it was a rip-off and useless. But right after, he started to feel a tingling warmth on his penis. His virile member stood proudly to attention, a throbbing sensation making it swell before Craig's very eyes. Astonished, the cocky young man watched his penis grow and swell. He was so engrossed by this marvel that he did not notice his pubes thickening and his body hair spreading. By the time he noticed, there was nothing to do. Fur lengthened and spread all around his legs and below his waist. He screamed in fright, then in pain as his legs twisted briefly but painfully as they transformed into goat hooves and legs. Then a tiny fluffy tail popped out of his backside. Craig screamed and clutched his head as two ram horns sprouted and curled into existence. By then, Craig's screams of pain and terror were mingled with the bleating of a goat. As the transformation settled and stopped, Craig stood up, head spinning. He was naked, but it did not matter. He did not feel like it should. In fact, his penis and and testicles, now absolutely massive, swung happily and he felt very, very proud. But if having a big penis was nice, using it was better. Or beer. Or wine. A good alcoholic drink would be cool too. Craig, new priorities in mind, stepped outside, intent on satisfying his new urges as soon as possible.