"Company?" Mary asks, taken aback at the unexpected reaction.
"What, you'd rather not?" The young man asks, looking almost offended.
"No, no, that's not what she said," Jess quickly interjects, "She's just... surprised, is all. Me too, actually. We just weren't expecting anybody to find us..."
"Beautiful? I do. I'd love to see you without all that pig makeup. Which I must say... is an absolutely incredible job. Are you working on a movie set somewhere? My name's Robert, by the way."
"Uh... Mary. And this is Jess." Mary glances over to Jess, who meets her glance. She then nods her head. "We're not... wearing any makeup."
"I'm sorry?" Robert tilts his head to the side, confused.
"We're not wearing any makeup." Mary repeats herself. "We're really part pig. At least for now."
"Is this a joke? That's not possible. I mean, I'll be the first to admit, I am a chubby chaser... but if this is some kind of prank... did Theo put you up for this?"
"Neither of us know who this Theo is. We're telling the truth." Mary shrugs her shoulders. "Heck, we'll even let you try it out if you want to."