"Hey, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Polly, starting the newest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria. "Now we're looking at some of the highlights of Spring Break for Animalia and its colonies, as well as their neighbors."
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"So, Professor Nova," said Polly, doing what had to be the most interesting interview of all time (at least on Animalia Ambassadoria), "how was your break on Ao Guang Island?"
"I did alright." said Professor Nova.
"Reports were that you weren't part of any parties or * buzz * (used to 'cover up' the word 'orgies'), why was that?" asked Polly, to the confusion of several viewers.
"Duh, I was up north trying to find the aliens." replied Professor Nova, which seemingly increased everyone's confusion.
"What 'aliens'?" asked Polly, rolling her eyes, as if it was normal.
"A place where no form of electronics function, with 100% success?" said Professor Nova, "That's clearly the stealth field the aliens are using to mask their base."
At this point, the two of them discussed the "Animalia Virus was created by Aliens" conspiracy theory, which not only entertained the viewers who were into those kinds of shows on TV, but also helped expose the "holes" and "fatal flaws" in said theories.
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"Another thing that's been going on is different variations of the internet rumor that there's going to be a new Animalia Colony." said Miles, after a few failed courtships clips, and a commercial break. "What most people don't understand is that there has to either be a certain number of Animalians in a certain area before a colony can be formed, or there has to be Animalians that require a certain environment to thrive. The best example of this is Mieni Atoll: because there was no ocean water readily available in Nevada, the US Government decided to give one of their old military bases for their use."
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After another commercial break, Polly picked up the episode. "Another internet rumor that's been going around is that the Russian government is sending severely crippled soldiers to Animalia to convert for their Ukrainian war, though while there are Russians suffering from severe enough war injuries to require such a thing, they won't be returning to the war anytime soon." At that, Elly (serving as translator) entered the room with Dario, which did confirm some of the rumor.
During the interview, Polly helped explain that the number of modifications to military equipment would be cost-prohibitive for now, at best. Also, another thing that was touched on was that, while horses, elephants, and even dogs were, historically, used in war, this was because they were specially trained to ignore all the battlefield distractions, and how the development of mechanized warfare made using animals in warfare obsolete by the 1950s at least.
There was also a segment of the interview that had things like body armor, weapons, various vehicles, including tanks and airplanes being sketched out on blueprint paper, and modified/animated, to show how such things would have to be adapted for Animalians. For example, there was one sketch animation that showed how fighter jets would have to be modified to allow falcon, hawk, and eagle Animalians to fly them, as well as the number of modifications that would have to be made to flight suits to allow them to be worn by said falcon, hawk, and eagle Animalians.
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"That's all we got for this episode." said Miles, as he wrapped up the episode, "But stay tuned for the Quasi-Raccoon Cuties coverage of this year's Cherry Blossom Festival on Heiya Island. While this might mess up some wedding plans, it'll give plenty of time to plan ahead for next year.