Kat walked into the front room, now complete with a mini-aquarium. "Hello, Daniel, how are you feeling?"
"Not great, thank you!" Dan stood up in his new home. "Why have you done this?"
"Daniel, you have always been mom and dad's favourite. They never gave me the attention I deserved. So, I turned you into an anthro-lobster, for two reasons. One is that you look so different that no-one will recognise you, and instead think of you of an oversized shellfish."
"And the second reason?"
"I've decided, to get off a new era with mom and dad off to a good start, to cook a fancy dinner tonight. And you're the main course."