The store comes out of the store and says "there may be one way to help you."
Chris says"Why didn't you say something earlier?!"
"Because I just found it."
"Alright well give it to me."
"Here it is."
He hands Chris a box.
Chris opens the box to find 2 earrings inside.
"Well I hope these help"
"Whatever"
He finds that his ears are now pierced.
He puts them on and walks out of the store.