You groan and are tempted to roll back over and go to sleep. Despite the fact it is nearly noon, you really don't want to get up. However, you have chores to complete before work starts on Monday, and life waits for no one. But damn, you really do not want to get up.
"I'm tired as a dog," you moan as you drag yourself out of bed. You feel a little tingly, but write it off as the effect of standing up too quickly.
You trudge to the bathroom still half-asleep and start brushing your teeth. They feel a little sharper than before, but maybe you just need to go to the dentist for a cleaning. Finally, you drop your pajama pants to sit on the toilet to pee.
And that is when pops out of your pants a nice, long, fluffy...tail. For a moment, you stare at it, as it swishes back and forth gently. As you stare down, your legs seem to look...a little hairier? I mean, you weren't regular about waxing your legs, but you never had growth like this.
Without lifting your pants, you shuffle in front of the sink mirror, only to discover another surprise: your ears have shifted, and they are no longer on the sides of your head, but towards the top. And triangular. And furry.
"What the-?" you gape.