"Give me a break man, I'm out of your league." He says jokingly. "C'mon, this skirt makes my ass look HUGE, I need to pick up a couple of things, I think I saw some mary jane pumps on sale over there too."
You follow Gene as he (she) expertly navigates both the male and female stores, picking up scores of low rise jeans, mini skirts, and shoes. He even starts to give you advice on pants that he thinks look "sexy" on you.