"Um, why do you want me to have pants that look sexy?"
"Come on," says Gene, "you can't be expected to wear pants that are unattractive. Why shouldn't you have pants that look good?"
"Unattractive?" You wonder just how Gene has changed. "You find guys attractive?"
"Where have you been?" replies Gene. "Pretending you just met me, so you can hit on me?"
"Why, er... no, Gene."
"Relax," he replies. "I was just kidding, man. But I reserve the right to tell you that anything makes you look sexy."