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Jackpot For The Genie

"I got this!" said Mark triumphantly. "I wish we were all so adorable the girls did not even think about suing us. We'd be too adorable to them to consider such a thing!"
The other four boys cheered. Awesome! That would get rid of all of their problems! Not to mention that they'd be total hunks! Handsome guys that would be total chick-magnets! They thanked Mark and imagined the sweet life they would have from now on. Best of all, there was two more wishes to enjoy! How cool was that?
"As you wish! It is granted!" smiled the genie happily.
Then, in a puff of smoke, the five boys were gone.
"I'll take care of them and then you can ask for your first wish if you want to," said the genie to the lawyer.
"What... What are you talking about?" stammered the lawyer.
"These frat boys are in the locker room again, but as adorable babies. What girls would feel peeped at by darling babies? These girls won't resist them for sure! I've written over reality. Which means that the files regarding them are gone. I just need to take them to the goblin market, gather some magic for me as payment, and come back to you. Just be patient for a bit, okay?"
She then left, allowing Mr. Bennett to confirm that, indeed, the papers regarding the frat boys were gone mysteriously.

Meanwhile, two weeks earlier, the girls' locker room was filled with gushing sentences and lovey-dovey words.
"I swear, aren't they just adorable?"
"Coochie-coochie-coo!"
"How did they arrive here? Where'd they come from?"
"No idea, but they're so cute!"
"Such cute clothes!"
On the floor were five babies of six months, staring at the giants around them and trying to understand that they were now babies. They had pyjamas, sleep sacks, bonnets, bibs and booties in various pastel colors. They looked old-fashioned yet absolutely endearing. Then a woman came in, dressed in 1950's fashion. The five former college students recognized the genie instantly.
"Thee they are! My babies!" she exclaimed in false concern.
"They're yours? All?" asked one girl.
"I adopted them."
At this, the genie was rewarded with words of praise. She then put every squirming and protesting baby into an old-fashioned wicker basket and put them all in a big pram. She then walked out. But she teleported herself in a thick forest.
"Now that you are all adorable babies, irresistible for women, off we go to the Troll Market. Can't let poor infants alone in the human world, now, can I? You did not give any details as to what counted as 'adorable' or what happened to you once you became that, am I wrong? You'll get adopted in no time. The fays love to raise humans as their children or pets. I'll get interesting fay magick for you as payment. And you won't get any more wishes, as you cannot speak anymore."
The five babies, stuck with pacifiers so they would not shout, became very frightened. Yet all still glared at Mark, furious at him for his stupid, stupid wish.


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