I'm a mature man out of town on business. My business work lasts till 5:30 and after hours of sales conferance I am bushed. Walking around the seaside town I see posters for 'Pleasure Island Amusement Park and in small print 'boys and men only'.
"Odd yet kinda neat," as I walk the distance toward what I see as a paddlewheel ferry almost filled with male adventure minded souls."
"Here sir your ticket, no charge, your a MAN!"
The boat leaves the dock and I feel as if I just boarded the ole' Queen Mary and set out on a cruise.
The wind is great, the sea air fills my lungs and a sense of calm pleased delight settle's on my mind.
The boat docks and boys, men and a couple of stoweaway girls rush off to the park. I take my time and slowly walk and amuse my thoughts with the booths along the boardwalk.
The booths seem strange if not sensually named, Circe's Funhouse, The destiny Trade, Island Apothecary, Stretch's Penial Delights, more and more. All the booth's seem to be denoted of sex or sensual enlighting. As a man of 52 and married for 27 happy years the sexual desires in my person are small at best.
"Ahh, I'm hungury more than sex minded, I look for a good place to eat! Oh Brother, 'Buffet, Eat Like A Horse' Now that realy sounds tasty! Yet since all other ones sound either like a bar, a strip joint, or worse this is the best I've found."
"Good Evening Sir, A table, A private encove, of the Stable Diet Room? Boy what strange names I thought, A private cove would be fine! I was soon seated at what looked like a round table with a stinless steel trough built around the outside. "Weird" The center of the table had a rack of seasonings, most of which I never heard Of."
The waitress about threw me into my next life. Suddenly she stood there next to the table. Tall, slim, well endowed, but naked and covered in a horse hair suit. The suit looked so real I wanted to reach out and stroke her leg, but I didn't. I sat astounded and filling my eyes with this beauty, she even had a tail.
"Our special tonight is a Horse hay salad and the main course is a Alfalfa Suflay with tender cooked oats with barley and to drink a Dark Draft Beer."
"Wierd", Ya OK, but can I get any applesause before dinner?
She thought, "I can bring some quartered apples, OK!"
"Ya that's fine, and some water please."
As I sat looking at pictures in the encove, I saw old race horses, ponys, and other equines, but the oddest thing was the pictures were taken as the animals had sex? "Those aught to entice me to eat!"
'Clank, went a small steel bucket as it was placed in the steel trough and table turned so I might get a drink. "Hmmm no straws and no glass, I guess I should lap it up, "Wierd"
The Alfalfa salad was just that as best I could tell, and the dressing was dark molasses, "Wierd" I tried to eat at it but I don't graze like some and I pushed it aside. 'Clank, apples, in a bucket again and the table turned for me to get at them. "Hey, but she was gone as fast as she came and didn't remove the yucko salad."
Suddenly, Clank', and a steel bucket of dark beer hit the trough.