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Animalia Ambassadoria IAC Special Part Three

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"Hello everyone, and welcome to part three of Animalia Ambassadoria's special coverage of the IAC." said Polly, starting the newest episode.

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"Part of what makes the IAC so special are the various Human vs. Animalian Comparisons that take place." said Polly, while she set up several clips. "The first event coming up will be the Agility and Balance comparison, though there are some professionals who think that they can surpass Animalians in this category, though with evidence like this, that's up for debate." She then began playing clips, from both previous events (IAC or otherwise) and some infamous viral clips, of epic gymnastics fails.

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After a commercial break, Polly continued. "What's probably the most popular part of the IAC is the Beach Party at Ao Guang Island, which is becoming the most popular vacation spot in Asian waters, and not just for Japan, China, or the Korean Peninsula. Part of what's fueling the popularity is not just the beach events, such as the jet ski races and the beach volleyball tournament, but also this year's Bodybuilding Competition, which is taking place at Ao Guang. Keep an eye out for Abby and Samson there."

After that, Polly showed some clips of epic fails from Ao Guang Island, and not just "fashion disasters" or "swimsuit malfunctions", though there were a few of those, such as one "naughty" seagull making off with one Animalian's bikini top (with a digitally rendered "whoopsie" sticker to provide modesty and the theft accompanied by the seagull seemingly going "Mine!", like in Finding Nemo). Several were actually epic level surfing wipeouts, with some of them, whether human or Animalian, adding some gymnastic jumps/flips/spins to their wipeouts.

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After another commercial break, Polly continued, "After Ao Guang Island, Renardville's 'Historical Festival' is a close second for popularity, partly due to the full contact sparring between European/French knights and Japanese samurai. But that's not the only thing that's going on there." She said, as she started the clip.

In it, Hide and Ranni were discussing something with Miss Juliet and Sir Charles (and a group of Miss Juliet's students, both current and future) when two men came up to them, one tall and thin and the other short and stout (like in old crime movies). The short one was carrying a box of armor and a Japanese odachi sword.

"So," said Hide, nonchalantly, "did you two deliver the Moonprayer armor to the noble?"

"We're giving it back." said Jean, the tall-and-thin one.

"But I thought you needed the reward money." replied Ranni, surprised at this.

"Duh, we were." confirmed Paul, the short-and-stout one. "Until we learned the truth. That armor and weapon is cursed!"

"Cursed?!" gasped Miss Juliet, in dramatized shock, "What kind of a curse?"

"I can help with that." replied Hide, before explaining. "The odachi, named Sekishu Kazusada, and the Moonprayer armor originally belonged to the samurai Yamanaka Yukimori (also known as Shikanosuke), who once served the Mohri Clan. Legend has it that he prayed to a crescent moon for unparalleled prowess in battle, but the gods only agreed to this if he faced seven misfortunes and eight hardships. Ever since, both his odachi and his armor are imbued with the same power: whoever possesses the complete set will face the same thing Yukimori faced: seven misfortunes, and eight hardships."

"That's right. Fifteen different cases of bad luck." confirmed Jean, "And the nobleman we were supposed to deliver this to had wanted to pass it on to his so-called friend, a rival nobleman he hoped to curse. We want no part in that."

"How awful." said Miss Juliet, dramatically, before turning to her students, "And this is how myth and superstition can be more dangerous than any weapon."

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"That's all we have for now." said Polly, after several more mess-up clips from the IAC, "Stay tuned for both Animalia's 4th of July and Big Birthday Celebrations."


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