The Wizard returns his attention to Mike, Joe and Brian as he says, "I'm afraid there is only one way to properly return the male equipment of all three of you to its proper place. You must find a magic artifact called the Staff of Swapping. Whoever holds it can magically remove, swap and reattach sexual organs of anyone around them."
"Where can we find it?" Mike asks.
"It can be found in a tower in the woods next to the town. Unfortunately it's in the possession of...