For five minutes you try to make yourself gag so you can throw up the evil dildo's spunk. But no matter what you do nothing works. After trying for five minutes you're suddenly overcome with an extreme hunger. The hunger is so bad that you feel like you're starving to death. You rush out of the bathroom towards the kitchen and start binging. But you discover that no matter what you eat nothing fills you up.
You realize with horror that the possessed dildo is most likely responsible and only one thing will make the hunger go away. So you return to your bedroom where you last saw it. You see the dildo on the floor where you left it and you bend down to pick it up.
When you get close to the dildo it once again comes to life but this time it talks! The dildo says...