"Uh...let me swear again?" he offered.
"That's your fun idea?" asked Steve, somewhat disappointed.
"It was the first thing that came to mind," said Janet's boyfriend.
"Oh, dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear, that simply isn't good enough," said Steve.
"What do you mean? What are you going to do to me?"
Steve grinned and looked at the blank piece of paper in front of him. It was a well-asked question. He began to absent mindedly chew the end of the magic pen.
"Well, let me see now. My original threat was to turn you into another office plaything, which still seems a fairly viable option, but perhaps I should be more original?" Steve postulated.
He chewed the pen some more and wondered what to do.