Dan sat in the back of a truck, with other cows of a more "natural" nature.
Dan mooed. He couldn't speak, but he needed to know what he was going to end up as, and where he was going. He didn't like the thought of a future as a burger, or even being milked.
The truck pulled up to a farm, and they were all loaded out. On his way in, Dan noticed a sign. "Northington's Breeding Farm- Livestock and Household Pets". Dan breathed a sigh of relief. Until he realised he was going to have to mate!
After spending the night adjusting to bovine life, Dan was led out onto the open plains. There were bulls all around. Dan had new instincts which he could not control, but also human sense.
But which would prevail?