You strip down and try on the loin cloth. It takes a minute or so to figure out how the leather thongs tie the leather panels in place. The sueded leather feels real good against your bare skin. As you draw the leather string tighter, your waist seems to narrow, and your abs tighten up. You inhale and your whole chest inflates. You feel the muscles in your body suddenly grow stronger and tighter. You run on your knuckles like an ape into the living room where there's a full-length mirror. You are startled as you come to a stop and your suddenly long hair brushes your shoulders. You blink at the stranger in the mirror.
No, it really is you. You recognize your face, but you're now a rippling muscle hunk, and your skin is now a dark golden tan. You grin and beat your chest.
You thumb your chest and say, "Me look good." Then you pause. Something else happened. You try to say "I look good," but only "me look good" comes out. Your armpit itches, so you scratch it. Only as you notice your foot odor, do your realize that you're scratching your armpit with your toes. You sit on your haunches and take a deep breath.
Maybe if you take the loincloth off?
You untie the leather binding and let the cloth drop to your ankles. Your eyes go wide, you had been circumcised. You're not circumcised any more. You still look and feel the same. Maybe if you put your old clothes on.
Too bad they don't fit. Your old shirt is in shreds ripped by your massive chest as you tried to pull it on. Your tighty whiteys are too loose for your waist and hang on your bulging thighs just below your crotch.
You know you should maybe phone somebody for help, but you seem to have forgotten how to use the phone. You pick up the receiver and hear the dial tone. Then a voice comes on and says, "the time allotted for you to dial has been exceeded, please hang up and dial again." You throw down the receiver in disgust and listen and the busy signal buzzes from the ear piece.
You put the loin cloth back on and decide to head to the park. You leap up on the counter next to the open window and leap from the window sill to the branch of a nearby tree. You enjoy the wind rushing passed your nearly naked body as you swing from branch to branch, from tree to tree on your way to rendevous at the park.