Hi my name is Joey Russel and this is my story. You probably wont believe it or even finish listening, but its true and quite interesting.
I am your average 15 year old adolescent teenage boy who was basically average at everything such as school, spots, and even my body seemed average. Every doctors visit i went to they said I was average height at 5'7'' and weighing only 137 pounds. And my dating life... well thats a different story.
You see I met this girl a ways back and she seemed nice and all, and we got real close over the breaks... thats when she told me. She told me that she came from a long line of witches and warlocks and that her parents didn't like her dating me, but she had a plan that would help us stay together.
As you could imagine after the initial shock there was a stage of disbelief shortly followed by a stage of getting turned into various things then finished by me running so fast in the other direction i ran strait into a wall...
I came to in my own room and well fairly certain it was all a dream except for the nasty bruise on my head, a odd feeling to my stomach, and shedded fur all over my skin... If that wasn't enough guess who followed shortly in a cloud of smoke and brimstone? You guessed it her mother!
She then proceeded to tell me that it was silly for her daughter to tell the truth and this led to a awkward situation for her. Her original idea was to turn me into some kind of animal or statue, but when her daughter found out she threatened to warp into the nearest news station and tell the whole world... At least I'm thankful that she likes me so much... even if she is a little crazy at times.
Well her 'evil'... you don't mind if I call her 'evil' do you? Well anyway her 'evil' mother made a deal with her and they settled on a curse for me I don't know exactly what will happen, but apparently if I ever hurt her daughter I will slowly turn into a jackass... and if I didn't believe her enough she left a tattoo on my arm of some weird spiral with thorns, and then she left in strangely a poof of purple smoke and what smelled like fabreeze...
Well as you could imagine I got NO sleep that night, and I had to talk to Lilly about all this in the morning... Did I not mention her name before? Oh sorry my girlfriend's name is Lilly Gershwin...
Now... where was I oh right... It was a few months after she had told me her little secret and I had not yet caused any trouble of any kind when...