I'd earlier got my witch girlfriend to promise to give me her wand,pointy hat and broom
for safekeeping whenever we went anywhere.
You see she did have a hot temper at times,and I was afraid she'd lose her
cool and turn my pesky little sister,who insisted on tagging along with us
on these moonlight trips,into a croaking frog one of these nights.
So it was that the three of us headed off to the Magic and Mythical
Medievel Renacaince Faire .
Me and my girlfriend were feeling hot and in a kissing and
necking mood,so I gave my girlfriends pointy hat,wand and broom
to drop off at the coat ,pointy hat,wand and broom check in stall.
So Clarissa ran off with the items and me and Susue necked and kissed
on a bench near a Well.
I was so interested in my activities that I didn't keep a eye to make
sure Clarissa got to the checkin stall with the 3 items.
What happened was that Clarissa was running along when suddenly her path was blocked by
2 scaly legs with sharp pointy talons .
Clarissa looked up,up,up to find herself staring at a very big and mean looking dragon.
As my girlfriend had often warned Clarissa in the past
" Beware of dragons,for they eat little children"
So when the dragon glowering down at my sister pulled out a bag full of
Oh Henry choclate bars in exchange for the 3 witches tools,Clarissa decided
it was better for her to have the candy snacks then to become a snack herself.
So she made the exchange and parted ways with the big black dragon.
She wasted no time taking a bite into a Oh Henry and the <Forget Me>
spell the candy bars had woven in them made her forget all about the dragon and the
pointy hat,wand and broom.She even forgot about me and my girlfriend.
She got lost at the Fair.
About 3 hours after we'd arrived my girlfriend and I decided it was time
to head home before our parents got furious.
"Clarissa ,where are youuuu?" we both shouted but Clarissa wasn't around.
After a frantic hour of trying to find my sister we heard the P.A. system
blurt out
"WILL JOE RUSSELL AND NOVICE WITCH GRISHINELLA PLEASE COME TO FAIR SECURITY
TO PICK UP CLARISSA RUSSELL!"
We finally found the Security Office where a nine foot tall
pink anthro dragoness and various werewolves in uniform were
feeding Clarissa all sorts of magical treats.
When I and my girlfriend entered,the room turned chilly and the
pink dragoness glowered at me as she said
" Are you this poor human childs gardian" in a voice dripping with
distaste...