Amy noticed at the end of one of the aisles a large golden scale. A sign accompanying it read "100% Guaranteed To Be Accurate."
"Okay, I'll bite," Amy said. She hopped onto the scale and watched its needle spin and wobble until it came to a stop on 188. "What the--? I'm definitely not that heavy!" She stepped off the scale to see if it was zeroed properly. The needle stopped on 0. Then she checked to make sure it was measuring pounds. She slowly stepped back on, and again it read 188 pounds. "I'm 132, you stupid scale! 'Accurate' my butt." She was ready to march up to the old man at the counter and tell him his scale was broken when...