A dreadfully delicious thought...
Dave wanted a Chocolate moon pie. But he didn't have one, and didn't want to stop by a store and buy one. Then he remembered the pen.
He was about to right, 'I have a chocolate moon pie', but then realized that that might be a little to obvious. He looked around for good place to write it down and get the pie, and saw Janet. He remembered 'her' diet, so he hastily wrote down: 'Janet looks in her purse and finds a chocolate moon pie'.
Almost immediately Janet snatched up her purse and began to claw through it, mumbling about nothing in particular. Suddenly she stopped and pulled out a plastic wrapped moon pie. "How the hell did this get in here?"
Dave took his Que. "Hey I thought you were on a diet?" Janet replied, "I am. I don't know how this got in it," She pondered it a bit more before turning to Dave "Um... do you want it?"
Dave brought his hand up to his chin and looked off in an odd direction, hamming it up. "Hmmmmmm, that is quite the question... OK."
He snatched the sweet out of Janet's hand and began to walk off. "Thanks," He called back to her as he rounded a corner