"Maid..." Nothing. "Puppy..." Nothing. "Girl..." Nothing. "Why won't you change," Says the teen after an hour. You hand her a sheet with ones and zeros and tell her to run it through the computer. A video runs. A doctor tells your parents the results of your I.Q. test. "It's... It's... Amazing!!! 880,000... And Growing!!!" The doctor is going insane. Asking about medications you're on. Wondering if you were exposed to any form of radioactivity. You speak up, "Dad, Area 51, Earth-Ecilpso Treaty". Fade out. The girls are in shock. "I'm an Ecilpsonian-American child," You say, "Ecilpsonians are over 100,000 times smarter than Earthings. Even the retards are smarter than the average Earth adult man." "Can you..." the mother starts to say. "Meet me at my house tomorrow and I'll take you there," You answer.