Ramona stood motionless in thought as she had just asked the impossible for a dumb animal, and the bull responded as asked.
"Mr. Bull can you do the answer again, just to be sure use your right hind hoof."
Again the bull answered with his right rear hooves pawing the ground three times.
"How the hell do I question a bull, Oh my I could see him on the witness stand!"
Thinking for a minute Ramona had to make questions for yes and no, and still make sense out of the answer.
"Mr. Bull, were you ever human?"
One right rear hoove pawed once.
"Mr. Bull, did you know the man we found dead in the wheat field?"
One right rear hoove pawed once for yes.
Thinking how to word her next question seemed as impossible as stupid.
"Mr. Bull, were you that man?"
One right rear hoove pawed a once for yes.
"Oh I can't believe I'm doing this, they'l lock me up and throw away the key, said Ramona in disgust."
"Moooooooooooooooooo!"
"Mr. Bull, how did you become a bull..... No damn it, yes or no! Ahhh did the ring I found in the hand of the dead man have something to do with you becoming this bull?"
"Mooooooo! as the right rear hoove pawed once for yes!
Ramona pulled the ring from her pocket. Looking at it she pulled it out of the bag. "This little ring had the power to make you a bull?" Didn't make any sense, yet here she was talking riddles to a Hereford Bull.
"I don't know how to question this all out of a bull with yes' and no's. I wish that you could be me and make some since out all this!"
"Moooooooooo, Moooooooooo... Ahh Mooooooo!"
"Ahhh I'm human, I'm you, we switched bodies! Are you the bull Miss?"
"Moooooo, as the right rear hoove moved slowly and pawed the ground."
"This is great, I can solve this mess and clear my name. I can live free of fear and imprisonment, I'm.....ahh YOU!"
"Moooooooo, MOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Huh, I can learn to live a woman better than being a Hereford bull. I can point the finger at the colprit and get his ass in jail. Oh I'll figure out something and come back for you, might take some time. You may get to be human again, I'll have to figure it out. Well bye for now see you at the barn!"
Ramona's body with the bank manager's mind got in her car and drove away.