"Wakey wakey hands of snakey!" Dean said as he tugged the covers off of Sam's bed
"Oh come on man I can't you be original for once?" Same said groggily
"What do you mean?"
"I know you stole that from a T.V. show"
"Oh and since when did you become such a T.V connoisseur... ya thats right I know a word with conn... oi... sseur... three syllables? It sounded like more syllables in my head!"
"Dean... most things are bigger in your head"
"Hey lay off it! Now are we going to go get a boat and check this place out or are you going to give me a free night to check out the local women"
"Sorry no luck we have to do this tonight so no one realizes we are here"
"Oh come on did you see all the women here is like Amazon country here these girls have to be very desperate and ho-!"
"Dean! For once think with your head."
"Fine, but I don't have to like it..."
Sam and Dean packed up their portable arsenal and headed outside the hotel.
"Ok there should be a Dock about a mile north of here then its a quick ten minute ride and we are at the island." Sam said pulling up a on-line map
"ten minutes to cross that puddle? You have got to be kidding!"
"Every one here thinks that island is haunted, people say they hear carnival music some nights then the next day they find people missing, do you really think they would want to get a nice speed boat so they can go take picnics there?"
"You know what your problem is? You spend more time explaining situations then you do trying to with chicks"
"Can we for once not get into that subject!"
"Fine, we wont talk about your uninterest in women any more"
"Hey I have plenty interest!"
"I thought we weren't talking about that anymore"
"Fine whatever lets just go"
The rest of the car ride was dead silence as they approached the docks.
"Dean mind giving me a hand?"
"Sure, just I thought we would be stealing something... a bit bigger" Dean said pointing to the tiny patch canoe that looked like it would sink if a mouse walked in it.
"Just get untie it and get in!"
about five minutes into the trip across the foggy dark waters they started talking again
"Ok glad to see your taking a interest in at least something"
"We are not back on that topic!"
"What topic?"
"Me and not sleeping with every girl I see"
"Oh I'm Glad you mentioned it or else I wouldn't of said anything!"
"I swear one more word your swimming there"
Dean fell silent for a few seconds...
"If your gay I have no problem with it. In fact that would explain a lot!"
"Thats it!" Sam said picking up the our and swinging it at Dean. Caught by surprise Dean got hit by the ore and fell into the cold water.
"Oh You want to start this? Fine you asked for it!" Dean says grabbing the canoe and capsizing it.
"Wait Dean my phone and laptop is in here don't..." The canoe flips over and Sam falls into the water "Capsize it..."
"Now how do you like it?"
"You better start swimming!"
"Sam..."
"What?"
"Turn around..."
Sam turned around to see a old ferry boat well lit with smoke coming out of its pipes with several people partying on board.
"You there we saw your boat sink, We'll pull you aboard all are welcome on the ferry to Pleasure Island!" the conductor yells from his window.
"Dean I don't think we should..."
"Free ride there and we will actually be able to ask questions before some one gets attacked. What could go wrong!" Dean says grabbing the orange life-saver.
"Everything, but its too late now..." Sam says under his breath grabbing onto the other floating ring. They both were yanked aboard where several guards awaited them.
"Welcome aboard the ferry to Pleasure Island... may I ask why you were trying to get to our fabulous island without us? The ferry runs every night to the island there is no need to take your own boat!"
"Nothing we just thought we missed the boat" Dean chimed in
"Oh good thing we saw you enjoy your stay here hotel arrangements can be made at the park entrance"
Sam pulled Dean back to talk to him alone "Dean this place isn't deserted hotels... transportation... something doesn't add up and did you catch the part about how the boat offers transportation to the island, but they didn't say if it takes people away..."
"Ya something is messed up, but we'll be careful we've done more dangerous things before and who knows ya might meet some one here!"
"Just drop it Dean we are on a job now"
"We'll I guess thats the deserted island then..." Dean says pointing to the huge theme park with several resort hotels and thousand of people running around. "So where first?"
Sam and Dean watch as the boat pulls up to the island's docks and people rush out into the crowds. Sam and Dean are the last off the boat walking up to a directory they go over the many strange places...
"I think we should go to..."