"I think we should go to..." Sam began to say when Dean cut him off
"Look theres a bar right there! Lets go we always find our information in a bar lets just skip the first few steps"
"Dean this place is not natural you have no idea if that is really a bar!"
"Oh relax and get a drink!" Dean says as they walk into the bar
"You know what this bar is missing?" Sam says sitting down
"Women... All the people in here are guys! Well at least the waitress is a woman and not a bad looking one at that!" Dean says eying the scantly clad waitress
"I was going to say normal drinks... some of these are just weird... Hairy white wine... muscle juice... twin fruit desires... Dark beer... white beer... Tan beer? Then there are just some plain sick ones... penis colossus... Lust in a bottle... Ballz mini or large? who would seriously drink that?!" Sam said picking a couple of the drinks from the menu.
"I dare you to drink one..." Dean said
"Hell no I don't even have any money anyway!" Sam said as the waitress walked up
"So what will it be boys!" she says leaning over showing a abundant amount of cleavage
"Nothing we have no money, and I think we will be going..." Sam says getting up to leave
"Oh you don't need money here everything on the island is free" the waitress says giving a flirting wink
"Free alcohol thats all I needed for convincing come on Sam we are getting drinks!"
"Dean wait... how do you get your money then?"
"Oh don't worry about that silly, just let yourself go and enjoy your stay"
"I'll have a plain beer, my brother here will be having..."
"Dean stop it I don't want anything" Sam whispers to Dean
"Just one drink and I wont try to hook you up with anyone this hunt" Dean says giving Sam a encouraging nudge
"Fine one drink though..." Sam said sitting back down at the bar stool
"My brother here will be having one of those" Dean said pointing to the menu...