Locking your bedroom door the box with the delighted' indignity sets on the bed. The thought is to at the least give it a try on, as you bought it to wear and look the fool!
Opening the box there are a set on instructions placed atop what looks like several donkey adornments.
"Dear Purchaser, What you have here is more than just the average costume for some party.
The reality of what comes from our special reproduction can and from those who purchased previous costumes, all found it enjoyable to make the fittings as something permanent.
Step one, undress and stand up completely devoid of any clothing, jewelry, or piercings.
Step two, the jar marked as toner, using a cloth, dab this ointment encircling your eyes, nostrils, lips, penis, and other parts of your groin and posterior.
Once the black toner dries, look for the pill bottle among the facial adjustment located in square marked "A".
Take one pill to cause hair growth. Two pills will thicken hair into a donkey pelt. Taking three pills will make the pelt your own natural covering, assuring the donkey costume will over time and use become a permanent part of your anatomy.
Step three, remove the plastic wrapping from the donkey muzzle, ears and eye coverings. Take note of each as they have separate instructions for placement and any minor adjustments.
A jar of special glue is enclosed; using another cloth, (never use your hands to directly apply anything in this kit) apply the liquid sparingly to your face. Use to much of this glue and the muzzle become permanently attached and must be surgically removed later.
Glue ear covering into place, reminded as with the muzzle, caution on using too much glue.
Eye coverings are like most contact lenses, this giving a change of color to the eyes and asserting them to appear as if much larger.
Step four, using the glue again, slip the donkey size penis over yours, working it up and holding it in place until throughly glued and set. (caution here, if the penis slips away fro your groin some added growth may cause discomfort and increase the erect length to something nearly unworkable)
Step five, the tail warrants a small cutting of the skin just at the anterior end of your spine. The root of the tail has a special growth coating, and once inserted, it attaches quickly, as blood enters it, allowing immediate movements.
Step six, hoofs, each hoof requires placing the glue inside the hoof while setting them on a hard surface or the floor. Once the glue has set inside each hoof for two minutes, place hands into them, and toes inside the two marked as made for hind legs.
Step seven, "Bestial domination" this step is a final adjustment, if the purchaser wishes to remain donkified, then place the silver threaded halter over your head and wait patiently for one hour as all adjustment finalize.
The silver halter shall in due time melt and meld into your changed skull, this assuring your mental conforming to a body made to resemble a beast of burden. After using the halter we would wish you a good life, one of health and reproduction of your chosen new species.
You eye the costume, the directions, and wonder if you are plum crazy, or just wanting of something extremely sensual and wishing to taste of things near to being bestial.