"Since we've already caught Rachel why don't we go ahead and cook her?"
Rachel began to swarm violently as she tried to get back into the water.
"Don't worry Rachel we're not going to eat you or at least not all of you.'
"What do you suggest?, Susan asked
"We cook Rachel photograph what she becomes, then we eat everything from the
shoulders down. And then we cook Dan as desert."
Rachel tried to scream but only succeded in having the hook shoved further down her
throat.
"What are we going to cook them as?"
"Dan's going to be a mermaid choclate cake and Rachel will becoeme a mermaid a
mermaid platter with all the trimmings."