You dive dramatically through the window, immediate problem solved. Now you have to deal with an altogether new immediate problem, namely the fact that you're turning into a dog falling quickly to the ground. You engage in the only option left to you...you scream.
You land on all fours, but that doesn't really make the two story fall feel any worse. You howl! You realize that you've just howled and howl at the fact that all you can do is howl. You're a dog again. You can also hear uproarious female laughter in your head.
The good news is that no one has noticed your transformation. They DO notice the dog that just feel out the window though and a few kind hearted souls walk towards you to offer you their aid.
"Look!" someone says and points to the window. "That man just threw this dog out the window!!!"
You look up and see the man looking out the window looking confused.