I found myself at the Twin Pines Mall. How I got there, I have no idea. Maybe I just wished myself there. I don't know and I didn't care. All that was important was that there was a job to do.
I walked right into a Victoria's Secret store and looked around. Some women, seeing the look on my face quickly walked out of the store. But one woman, a sales clerk, decided to do her job and approach me. She was a slim, big breasted woman in a black skirt and a white blouse. Her smile was also big but unlike her breasts, it was phony as hell. It made me wonder if it was a signal for security.
"Can I help you?" she asked in her smooth, professional voice. To me it sounded like fingers across a blackboard. I steadied myself and put my hands behind my back.
"Yes. You can. Do you know that cows work here?"
The clerk was nonplussed. "I don't understand what you mean sir."
I smiled. "Oh, yes you do."
The clerk suddenly let out a small sound, like a burp. She cleared her voice and touched her stomach. A small bulge appeared over her hands. The bulge got bigger and bigger, streaching the fabric of her skirt enough so the zipper in the back opened up.
"What's wrong Lisa? Are you all right?" another Victoria's Secret employee said, rushing up to her quickly transforming co-worker. She looked at Lisa's bulge, and her hands in which the fingers have fused together and let out a gasp.
I reached over and touched the co-worker on the shoulder. "You don't have to worry about her because you're a chimp"
The co-worker, sighed and strunk down, fur covering her hands and around her face. She shrunk down into her clothes and out came a chimpanze. She was clad only in a black teddy; Victoria's Secret brand, no doubt. She lept around the store, screeching and swinging on the racks of bras, panties and nightgowns.
"See what happens when you help people" I told Lisa who was now a Jersey cow. Her clothes were around her ripped to shreads. She looked at me mildly and lowed. "I knew you'd agree."
An middle aged woman in a leather jacket saw what was happening and bolted from the store. She didn't get too far though because I turned her into a turtle.
I went through the store. I turned a man, who was fondling the silk panties with a little too much enthusiasm into a goat. He started to eat the panties with the same enthusiasm. The Asian woman at the register who watched me with scared eyes I turned her into a cockatoo. She sat on the counter and presented her plumage as I walked by. A woman came out of the dressing room, her arm full of nighties. I looked at her and she dropped them as I wished her into a hampster.
Content with what I did, I went back out into the mall. It wasn't very long when I heard the screams and somewhere, very faintly...mooing.
I moved on.