It wasn’t long before I stepped out of the mall that I decided to go relax myself in a nightclub. My wish came through and with almost immediate effect, I had appeared in front of ‘Stripley’s Jungle Hotspot’.
Guarding the entrance were 2 guards, both wore dark glasses and were in black leather suits. Really tight leather suits, to be exact, so I decided to ease them of their misery of wearing clothes for the rest of their lives.
Strolling towards them, they soon took notice of me and asked sternly but politely if I had a reservation for a table. Smiling back, I replied “No, not exactly. But both of you do have reservations for place in the zoo.”
“What?!” answered the guard with a bald head and a very stunned look on his face. “Look here Mister, stop playing around and don’t make things difficult. Do ya book a table or not?”
“Huh?” I replied, coping my left ear and pretending that I was hard of hearing. “Oh! I hear you now. Yeah, I did book a s-table…”
That made the two men really pissed and with that they reached out to grab me. But not before I uttered my last words to them, “Donkeys!”
Soon, standing in the places of the 2 silly guards were 2 rather surprised looking donkeys. “Well, at least now you won’t have to wear such uncomfortable clothing anymore.” I said wittily to them as I walked passed, leaving the two to experience the wonders of their new forms as they “HEE-HAWW-ed” to one another.
Pushing open the door, I stepped into the nightclub deciding to have some sexual fun with the ‘animals’ in there…