He looks them over again, sighs, then turning to show his massive batwings and weird rubbery back of his head, he looks across the ocean.
"Well, time to awaken the other elder gods. After all, the irony of the good-hearted unleashing me was supposed to happen." At which point he crashes through the house, making across the forest easily on his bat wings, now surrounded by a bunch of weird squid things with bat wings, tentacle mouths, and the ability to screw the laws of physics.
Of course, this leaves you standing there, wondering what was in that alcohol, and how much have you REALLY drunk.