Terri rolled the dice, the dice hit the side of the board landing on a 5. Terri's token moved 5 spaces forward, ending up on a question mark, the boombing voice of the board spoke.
"What do you prefer...happiness or sadness."
Terri gapped at how easy that was.
"That's the easiest question anyone can ever ask, happiness of course."
The boombing voice of the board shouted, in a smug way.
"It is good that you don't feel down, because now you shall transform into something that you used to adore from a book, you shall become a clown not only in mind slightly, but in look."
Terri's eyes shot open.
"What?! I developed a phobia for clowns! I can't turn into one!"
but sure enough...