You hesitantly reach down and run your hand between your legs, at first feeling the slight tickle of your new fur and nothing more. You grow more worried with each inch your hand travels--there has to be something there!
An audible gasp escapes your lips when your fingers suddenly sink into a warm and mildly moist crevice. No! your mind screams, realizing that you probably would rather have nothing down there now. For whatever reason, the skunk has apparently left you with a male upper half and a female skunk's lower half. The skunk took your junk!