You take a pig nose off the shelf. It's nothing special, just one of those cheap rubber ones that goes over your real nose and is held on by a string around your head. It also has a tag on the string that reads, "100% guaranteed satisfaction or your money back!" Yeah, a whole lot of good that'll do you on a free product. Deciding to fool around a little, you try to put it on, but while it fits snuggly over your nose the string breaks the minute you pull it over your head. You can't help but chuckle.
"Wonder if I could still get my money back, heh. *SNORT*"
Whoa, did that come out of you? And hey, where did the nose go? You can see the string on the floor, the nose should have fallen down there without it. Maybe it rolled under a shelf? Maybe it bounced behind the counter? Or maybe...
Hands quaking in fear of what may have happened, you slowly reach up towards your face. Within seconds, a scream of terror escapes your lips as your worst fears are realized: rather than falling off, the nose has adhered itself to your face. Not only that, but the once-rubbery material it's composed of now feels indistinguishable from flesh and you can feel it twitching at your touch, air rushing in and out of it as you breathe. Rather than being a costume piece, the pig nose that now adorns your face is as real as... well, as the nose on your face!