Still trying to plan out your strategy, you feel a mild wind blow. It's not much, but combined with the shaking you'd been doing out of fear and the general stress of the situation it was more than enough to make you slip up, literally. Even worse, you fall straight towards the chicken! Apparently startled by your sudden movement towards it, the chicken immediately panics. It dashes away clucking fearfully, but not before making its move and BLAM! firing a latex egg right into your face.
Grabbing at the coating that now covers your head, you pull desperately at it. It's smothering you! You can't breathe! You keep tugging and straining, but soon find your breathing unobstructed. Soon after, the latex ceases to obstruct your view. You find that the chicken's gone, but now some big yellow thing is right in your face! Dodging left, it follows! Ducking back, it still stays on you! You grapple at it, but reach only your own altered face, grasping the yellow latex beak that adorns it.
You try to scream, but all that escapes is a single "BA-KAW!"