You try to scream, but all that escapes is a single, "BA-KAW!"
'This isn't happening!', you think to yourself. You rush over to a stream and look at your reflection. It confirms that you now have a latex chicken head. It looks sort of like a mask, but a very expensive mask.
Tweaking, pinching, and pulling, only reveals that yes you have been transformed, and it won't come off. Only after you have been exploring your predicament for a while do your shorts suddenly fall down. You reach down to pull them back up and realize that your tshirt extends down towards your knees.
"Ba-kaw?!"
Now your shrinking? But that squirrel hadn't shrunk? Or maybe it was already basically chicken size? You soon discover that yes, you are now a foot tall person, with a latex chicken head.