Recalling all he knew about magic lamps, monkey paws and magic wishes, Joey said, "I wish I never found that bottle on the beach with the fairy in it!"
Suddenly, Joey was back on his towel on the beach. He wasn't hairless, he wasn't covered with cum and sand, he was just himself.
Joey sighed in relief. He remembered everything. He looked up the beach, and saw Barbie and Kenny talking. Kenny got up, and shouted, "Alright, I'll get a condom." He started walking up the beach towards Joey. A few feet away, Kenny stubbed his foot in the sand, and kicked a bottle out of the sand. Before Joey could stop him, Kenny opened the bottle. A firefly flew out.
Kenny laughed, and said, "Well, I wish I had a condom!"
Joey had a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. He was shrinking and soon was trapped in a foil wrapper again. He heard the fairy's laughter in his head, and her voice saying, "You didn't think you'd escape the curse for releasing an evil fairy that easily did you, Joey?"