Quickly forming a hypothesis about the strange remote, Phil decided to make sure it worked like he had calculated. Covertly, he pointed it in the direction of his unlucky neighbor Barry and pressed the only button that looked like a confirmation, the PLAY button.
"Oh shit, they're growing!" Barry immediately cried out.
"What? Let me see!" Phil replied urgently, having hidden the remote in his back pocket.
Barry turned to show his friend the womanly boobs hanging from his chest. In short order, Barry's tits expanded into the J-cup range before stopping.
"Look at me!" Barry said hysterically. "They're huuuuge!!"
"It's still happening then," Phil tried to calm his companion down. "I think you need to go see a doctor Barry, and right away! If they keep growing at this rate you'll be serious trouble tomorrow."
"Yeah, you're right Phil," Barry nodded. "Let me see if I can find a top to cover these bastards and I'll drive to the hospital."
Phil acted concerned, "You sure you're okay to drive?"
"Well, no," Barry shrugged, which caused his naked breasts to wobble dramatically. "I figure every right or left turn and I'll be elbowing myself in the tit. But if you're worried I'll make it to hospital before my car finds itself with an extra pair of airbags (fully inflated), then I should be okay at this rate."
"Well if you're sure," replied Phil, smiling smugly on the inside.
"I'll call my wife from the hospital if it looks like I'll be staying there for a bit. But if the kids come home before then, could you let them know what happened? Only don't mention the tits, I think I should tell them myself and besides they wouldn't believe you."
"No problem Barry. Now get yourself to a doctor."
"Sure Phil. You're a good friend."
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And so, Phil saw Barry off to the hospital before returning to his own home, laughing maniacally with the special remote in his pocket...