Allen stumbled out of the attic and practically fell into Kelly.
"Watch out! God, you're so drunk!"
"Yeah... shh... I am... wanna take a shot?"
"Ugh, no," Kelly said, grossed out. "I mean... yeah. Go get us some shots. I'll meet you downstairs." Allen grinned and stumbled off, dreaming of sexual conquests or just trying to walk.
Allen hadn't even been able to get it up in the attic, he was so drunk. It had actually been lucky that Zinger had found them--she wanted to get rid of him. Besides, Zinger was the real man she was interested in. The reason she spent so much time around this frat was just to catch glimpses of him, be around him. The only problem was that he was gay. Damn it! She was the hottest girl on campus and he was the hottest guy... they were perfect for each other except for that teensy weensy flaw.
Speaking of which, what was he doing up there in the attic? She pulled the stairs back down and saw that the attic was still dark--was he masturbating or something? She climbed up the stairs and she saw a faint glow coming off the wall. Then she heard Zinger's voice say:
Grasp the handle & picture the change
Nothin' you can think is out of range.
Concentrate upon the dude
If he's your Little Brother through and through,
Hurry up and pump the brew~
Chugalug and he starts anew.
Friends Don't Let Friends' Lives Suck.
-purplebootsgywr
Then, stranger still, she heard heavy breathing--groaning. He WAS jerking off! She leaned against the wall, listening, and to her surprise it opened a little. She peered through and watched, completely turned on. He was jerking off and pumping a cup at the same time but the cup didn't seem to overflow... and the keg was glowing, strangely... it was like magic or something.
Suddenly, Zinger came with a yell. She quickly closed the door and hid in the darkness. She heard him get up and say:
"Fuck man! That was fucking intense. Jesus. Where am I? Why am I up here? Oh... oh yeah! To give Mr. Mitorpid the beer and make him the perfect brother. I can't remember what KIND of brother I was gonna turn him into but it must be good..."
He opened the door and left the attic. So that was it, she thought. Was it real?