Zinger had looked everywhere for Mr. Mitorpid but it seemed the wimp had chickened out and ran. Zinger was pissed.
"Zinger!" Kelly said, catching him. "What's up?"
Zinger sighed. It was Kelly. She was always hanging around the frat, harrassing him and hitting on the guys. He did not want to deal with her. "Nothing Kelly. I'm busy."
"What's wrong?"
"I think the chaperone left."
"Awww. Are you guys gonna get in trouble?"
"Unless I can find him."
"Well, if it makes you feel better, I got you a beer."
Zinger was taken aback. She was never this nice. Usually she was a total bitch. He wondered what the catch was. "Thanks, but this really isn't the time."
"Come on, take it. I had to pay for it."
"You drink it then."
She pouted. Like that was supposed to work on a gay guy. "Please? It'll make you feel better."
Zinger sighed. She was right that a beer was all he wanted right now, after wasting the magic beer. He set the magic beer down.
"If you promise to leave me alone after I drink it."
She smirked. "Of course."
Zinger took the beer from her and tasted it. It was good. Really good. Actually, he wanted more. He drank more. He kept drinking and drinking and suddenly it was all gone. He felt really disappointed. He put the beer down and looked at Kelly to thank her for it--
Only was that KELLY? The girl standing in front of him was gorgeous! She had long blonde hair, and she was fit as fuck, and those boobs! Man! Why hadn't he ever realized how hot boobs were before? He wanted to touch them, hold them... and her ass, that was an ass to be proud of. Those eyes, those lips... he wanted to fall to his knees, to proclaim to the heavens his love for this girl whose every inch he wanted to touch, explore... there was one part especially he wanted to explore.
"Kelly..."
"Well, I'm going to leave you alone now since you were so rude when all I did was try to be nice."
He had offended his goddess! She turned and started walking away and he felt almost hypnotized by the sway of her hips, by her ass going back and forth. Without thinking he reached forward and grabbed her.
"Hey, stay over here." He pulled her in close. Her breath caught in her throat and she stared up into his intense blue eyes.
Suddenly, Zinger was shoved by Allen.
"Hey dude, lay off. I know you're prez and you can get any girl but Kelly's MY girl, okay man? I know you think you're a big stud and all." Allen put his arms protectively around Kelly.
Zinger shook his head. He felt weird. Allen was right... he WAS a stud. He'd scored so many chicks... hell yeah, he loved boobs... he loved cunt. But somehow, Kelly was different. He felt different about her than he had about those other girls... he looked at Allen and said...