As Danny thought about what to wish for, he couldn't help becoming increasingly turned on by this gorgeous woman. That's it, he thought to himself. "I wish that tonight I've got a really hot date who can't wait to get me in bed... uh, and that we'll have hours of sex," he stammered.
The genie winked flirtatiously and grinned, "Wishes granted!"
Awesome! Danny couldn't wait... "Hold on," he paused, realizing what she said. "'Wishes'? As in multiple?"
"Of course, master," she said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "You wished for a hot date who can't wait to get you in bed..." She giggled. "...and then that you'll have hours of sex. Two wishes."
Danny couldn't believe it. "That uses up two wishes? Tacking the word 'and' on makes it another wish?"
"But of course, master," she said brightly. "Don't worry, you still have four to go!" A sudden knock on the door interrupted anything more she might have said. "Oh, your date's here."
Oh, this is awesome, Danny thought, getting excited. However, girls usually didn't respond well to seeing their dates with a naked woman. "Genie, could you leave for a while?" he asked. "I don't want her to get the wrong idea..."
"Oh, don't worry, master," she shook her head. "I am only visible to you."
"Well..." he considered, "Okay."
He opened the door to let in his hot date... and his jaw dropped at the sight of the gorgeous MAN standing in his doorway. This guy looked like he could have been a bodybuilder or something, with huge bulging muscles and tight abs visible through a skin-tight shirt. Danny felt himself get hard at the sight. "Oh God, I'm into guys," he mumbled.
"Hello to you too," the guy, his DATE, grinned as he let himself inside. "I'm sure we'll both get 'into' each other tonight," he grinned as he began to unbuckle his pants.
Danny chuckled nervously, giving the genie a pleading look.
"Hey, you wished him up, master," she giggled. "Of course, any alterations are only wishes away..."
Alterations. Right, Danny thought. He'd already wasted two wishes on this 'date' idea, it would be a total waste to use his third to just get rid of him. "You know," he said conversationally, "I wish..."