Splat staggered back inside the shop. "I don't wanna be Splat anymore!" he said "You can have this damn collar back!"
But when he tried to remove the collar he finds to his dismay that it won't come off!
"Only we can remove the collar and give you a new identity." said Ted as Splat tried in vain to push the collar off with his footpaws. "For that we need a legal form of identification as well as a large fee."
"My passport and other legal papers are in my luggage, which has run away!!" wailed Splat.
"If it's any consulation your misfortunes will decrease in time." said Ted "The stuff with the piano, safe, anvils etc. are just an establishing setup. What's more, as a toon you've virtually indestructable!"
"Well that's something." sighed Splat as he walked out of the shop.