Standing over John was a pair of huge muscluar cartoon animals with tight-fitting sweatshirts; an alligator and kangaroo.
"New here are ya sport?" asked the kangaroo. John noticed that his feet were as big as John's whole body! "Yes." he replied.
"Well yer got some muscles, but yer still about pint-sized." said the gator with a freindly yet overpowering smile "Don't worry, We'll build you up!". He placed a huge claw and led John off down the corridor.
John wondered what efffects the toons' training would have on his gas. He would soon find out...