Remembering what the wolf told you, you decide to eat the pigs. Following the sign, you come to a very small cottage with a thatched roof - and thatched walls, doors and windows too, come to that!
Deciding to do this properly, you go up to the door. The pig has seen you, since there is a squeal coming from inside. "Little pig, little pig! Let me in!"
Sure enough, the pig replies "Not by the hair of my chinny chinny chin!"
"Then I'll huff and puff and BLOW your house down!"
You take a deep breath and destroy the straw house , leaving the pig standing in the middle of the floor, scared and squealing.