"I am seriously considering finding another salt lick." Jenny said in a disgusted tone. "Jeremy thinks this, Jeremy did that, she's like a sixteen-year old with her first boyfriend."
"Yeah, it is getting a little hard to take. And she's supposed to leave and go back to being a man in a couple of weeks. I wonder how that's going to work out?" Lateisha responded.
"His girlfriend might be in for a few surprises, put it that way. Oops, here she comes."
Leticia joined her friends grazing in the afternoon.
Lateisha decided to introduce another subject before Leticia could bring up what Jeremy had done since the does had gathered at the salt lick that morning. "Did you hear about the panthermorph freaking out yesterday?"
"What?" Su Yin asked.
"You know that transgendered panthermorph couple, Hannah's friends?" Lateisha responded.
"Keith and Jackie, yeah." Leticia answered.
"Nobody told Jackie that female morphs have periods here. Oh, Hannah feels kind of bad about that so don't mention it if you see her. Anyway, Jackie woke up and her period had started, but she didn't know what was happening and she freaked out at the blood. It took Keith twenty minutes to get her to calm down, and then he didn't really know about the rather crude sanitary system here." Lateisha, Su Yin and Jenny rolled their eyes. "So he had to flag down the nearest female morph to get her to explain it. Anyway, some of us want to have this information included in the initial orientation package."
"Wait a minute" Leticia said. "Female morphs have periods? Because I've been here over a month and I haven't had one. I wonder why?"
Lateisha, Jenny and Su Yin froze. There was a moment of silence, broken by Lateisha's "Uh-oh."