The two of you make reservations for the Size Room. As you approach the door, you see a sign on it with "CAUTION" written on it in large red letters. The rest of the sign reads:
"In an effort to minimize dangers posed to smaller parties by larger parties, all subjects will revert to normal size exactly 60 minutes after first transformation. Customers are strongly cautioned to avoid lifting large objects or standing in close quarters when time limit expires."
You can't help but feel a little disappointed at learning there is a limit on how long the effect can last, but it was clearly for the best. After all, it wasn't hard to imagine how the technology could be used for evil. Making a mental note of the time limit, you enter the room.
"Whoa!" Your girlfriend says, marveling at the room. "It's HUGE!"
And it is. The ceiling has to be at least 30 feet up, and the wall (the room is a rotunda) has a diameter more than twice that. It made sense, considering the purpose of the room. In the middle of the room was a chamber extending all the way to the ceiling, and a door to match. This was the size-changing chamber.
As you stare awestruck at the chamber, your girlfriend says, "C'mere! You've gotta look at this!"
You turn to see her standing to one side of the chamber, rifling through a pair of wardrobes labeled "HIS" and "HERS." As the two of you examine the contents of each wardrobe, you realize that they are included for customers who wish to indulge any size-related fantasies they might have. The men's wardrobe has such choices as the Jolly Green Giant, the Atom, and an ape suit, which was presumably King Kong. The women's wardrobe has costumes like Tinkerbell, the Wasp, and Alice in Wonderland. Between them was a label: "Don't see anything you like? Call the front desk for a custom order and fit!"