Near your wrists the liquid starts to inflate like a balloon, quickly creating a pair of candy pink cuffs at the bases of your hands. You watch as the substance on the rest of your hands shifts color to a paler shade of pink, the digits growing slightly thicker and gaining claws at their tips. All the while, your fingers continue to twitch about as you continue to have no control over them, flailing wildly as though they were in excruciating pain. Eventually they stop and you regain control, when the substance stops bubbling and shifting and gains a very definite shape, but by that point you're not sure what you've got can be called "hands" anymore. Well... they sort of look like hands, but mixed with a poodle's paws, the puffy cuffs completing the look and a familiar latex sheen all across them.
You look more closely at your flaccid six foot red rocket and your pink poodle pup hands. Is this supposed to be some sort of pattern? Well, the hands certainly match, but you aren't so sure about the penis. You'd kind of figured that there was no point in examining a poodle's dick (an assumption you're now regretting, as it leaves you with no way to tell whether or not "poodle man" is where this is going). Then again, maybe this is it. Maybe the hands and the penis are all you'll get out of this, and maybe you'll be able to deal with those. Sure, just get a really baggy pair of pants and some gloves and you'll be all set. Then again, you probably will have to masturbate again at some point, and when you do there's no guarantee that some of the stuff won't get on you. Not unless you wear a ton of protective gear, at least. No matter what, it's looking like this'll at least be a bit of a burden on your ability to jerk your gherkin. Still, that's better than getting a muzzle and tail to match those hands, or worse, becoming some indescribable pink monstrosity.
As you continue to ponder on the different ways that you might protect your flesh from poor aim and disguise your extremities to keep them out of view, you become aware of a slight but rather distressing trickling feeling coming from both of your wrists. Looking at them, you see that the cuffs beneath your hands are "leaking". They don't seem to be getting smaller, but that pink liquid is starting to run down your forearms and making its way to your elbows. It hasn't started bubbling and shifting like it did before, but if you don't do something fast there's no doubt that it will and no guarantee that it'll stop with your arms.