You notice that the homeless beggar by the door has vanished. The man had accosted you and every other patron of the bakery before you ate the cookie. Thinking back, you notice that the gingerbread man cookie was decorated a bit differently than usual. It had a dusting of powdered sugar, and icing that resembled the homeless beggar's garb. You wonder, so you go to the counter and order 3 undecorated gingerbread men. You then race back to work, stopping to pick up a tube of icing at the grocer's.
The first gingerbread man you decorate like your annoying boss with a striped tie and matching kerchief and belt buckle with a big B on it. Then you say his name. You turn and stare at him through the glass wall of his office. He appears to be dictating a letter into his recorder.
You bite his right arm off, and watch as your boss jumps out of his chair. His right arm sleeve hangs empty from his side. You grin as he reaches for the phone with his left hand, and bite the cookie's left arm off. He's hopping mad literally. His empty shirt sleeves flop from side to side. He shouts and jumps trying to get your attention, but you pretend to ignore him.
His shoulders are not spurting blood, but appear as if he was born armless or had them surgically removed.
You are holding a magazine as if you're reading it while you eat your Voodoo cookie, and you have another idea. You decide to try eating the armless gingerbread man into a new shape. You wonder whether your boss will transform or just end up an oddly chewed torso. You ready your icing for some interesting embellishments. You decide to bite the cookie into the shape of...