"So, Joe, you have fantasies about being clothing huh?"
"Not just clothing, but most inanimate objects that have intimate contact with a women." he said from his rather favorable position on her chest.
"Really? you know, i have the same fetish, but i never thought i would get to, indulge i it." she said while seductively tracing circles around here very erect nipples with the tips of here fingeres.
"Hey, how about we try out this ring for real." Joe said excitedly
she sat up with interest and asked "what do you suggest, keeping in mind that i get first dibs as the user."