You start to panic, not knowing what time it is. You grab the closest bottle in sight, which has a strange design on it. Somehow it's pink but has swirls of black and orange in it. You think of how the hell the design would stay, but not for long you do. You jug down the girly-colored substance and wait.
You do see yourself getting bigger, which relives you. But then a look of pure terror spreads across your face. You reshape to something that isn't right. You become a quadruped and your fur becomes orange with stripes all over. Your tail becomes longer and the fur thins out on it. Your head reshapes to be more feline and fierce. You now have retractable claws that are long and deadly.
Now, when you think your transformation into a tiger is done, you begin to relax. But suddenly, you feel your member start to tingle. And, what you least expect, it disappears, leaving a vagina. You feel your organs rearrange to fit a new female's needs. You feel more nipples and they are a little sensitive.
You stare in shock. You have not only changed species, but sex as well! You roar in anguish, not used to the deeper vocal cords of a tiger. What the hell is in these bottles? Magic DUH! So next you...